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Leo's Farmer Bailout Mouse padMAGA Farm Bailouts Delivered in Paper Bags? Thats How Bribes Work, Right? When no ones buying the crops, at least you can buy the merch. This pad honors the great tradition of railing against big government while cashing those sweet subsidy checks. Surface: Smooth as a soybean surplus. Durability: Outlasts most trade wars, but not your uncles rants about them. Design: A harvest of ironybumper crops of outrage, zero buyers in sight. Perfect for

your desk deserves a touch of absurd luxury too

36 Approval: the loyalty floor

it’s less about proving brilliance and more about checking how fast the lights are dimming

"Quiet Piggy

which clearly was checked at the door

this mug bites back

rubber grip base—and a design that mocks the idea of rescuing economies abroad while ours squeals at home

• Dual-layer protection

While small farms fold

Because if America’s dollars are going up in smoke abroad

On the eve of millions losing SNAP benefits

no ambiguity — just Leo doing what every rational brain cell has wanted to do since 2016