I Don't Gossip I Distribute Information. Sarcastic T-Shirt

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I Don't Gossip I Distribute Information. Sarcastic T-ShirtFor the person whose love language is a perfectly timed eye roll. "I Don't Gossip I Distribute Information" is dry, deadpan humor for the sarcastic, the witty, and the lovingly cynical, the ones who say the quiet part out loud. A gag for anyone who appreciates a sharp sense of humor worn on a shirt. Sarcastic humor, adult humor apparel, deadpan wit wear, smart aleck energy. Product Features, Gildan Softstyle (Unisex): 100% ring spun cotton,

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